- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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