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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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