Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I'm Coming

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I wrote a funny joke.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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