Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Chuck Norris.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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