A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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