What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Dead girls can't say no.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A fat guy!

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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