Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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