What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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