- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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