A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

u know whats a crime? rape

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

woman's rights

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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