- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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