color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Anti Joke

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