What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

what did the black women name her child jamaal

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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