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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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