A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Good job, son.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Dead girls can't say no.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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