Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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