- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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