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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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