- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Massie is a fatass

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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