- Anti Joke

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

The cream, it is coming

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.