Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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