When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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