- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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