Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Please don't shoot me

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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