- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Fat? Jesse Z

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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