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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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