- Anti Joke

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.