Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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