Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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