Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Your girlfriend.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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