Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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