Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

WILLYS

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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