A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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