a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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