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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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