- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Racial equality.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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