What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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