Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Robin, get in the car, please.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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