roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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read this sentence again.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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A russian gives away vodka.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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