Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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