- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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