- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

you will like this because i am black.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

knock knock whos there? nobody

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Burp

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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