Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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