- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What has two legs? Half a cat

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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