- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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