Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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