- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

drugs.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Banana Hamock.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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