Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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