Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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