- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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