- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

knock knock go away

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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