did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

How High is a Chinese man

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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