- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

a man was shot.... he died

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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