What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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I don't get it

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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