- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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