A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Gay rights.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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