- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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