Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...