- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Your mother is so fat.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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