- Anti Joke

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.