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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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