- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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