What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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