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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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pobody's nerfect

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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