A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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