- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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