Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What's the new green? Green

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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