- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What is the difference?

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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