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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

neil likes pube toast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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