- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Knock knock, COME IN!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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