- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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