- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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