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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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