How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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