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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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