- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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