- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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