- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

angelo snyder is not ga

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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