- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

your mom was so fat that she died.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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