Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Wanna hear a joke? no

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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