Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

This is an anti-joke.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

America

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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