What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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