- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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