- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Racial equality.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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