- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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