- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

lets bomb africa

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

womens rights

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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