- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's blue? The sky.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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