What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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