- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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