A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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