what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Knock Knock Who's there

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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