A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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