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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Hey

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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