A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

your face

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

salad days!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why are balck people black because they are

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

what are you mike bibby?

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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