What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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