what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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