- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A fat guy!

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Dumbledore dies.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Penis

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

9/11 my birthday

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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