A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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