Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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An Asian with a big dick.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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