What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's blue? The sky.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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