- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's blue? The sky.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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