What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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rocky is here again.......................

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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