Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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This is an anti-joke.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Your life

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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