- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Racial equality.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.