all these jokes are horrible now

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Women's Rights..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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