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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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