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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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