- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

I C U P White stuff

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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