- Anti Joke

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Racial equality.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Racial equality.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.